May 15, 2020

Daybe's Thoughts on The New Jason Isbell Record, Without Research

Daybe's Thoughts on The New Jason Isbell Record, Without Research

H/T to Mr. Thoughts on The Dead

I wanted to like this album. Well, at first I was wary, but by the time they FINALLY released it, after holding it for 8 weeks during national quarantine, the whole time which the record had been finished, mastered and pressed, I had talked myself into wanting to like it. 

 

I don’t hate it so much as….

 

I WANTED TO LIKE IT. 

 

I have a friend who hates slow music. This isn’t the thing where I’m “asking for a friend.” She really says “even fast songs that are actually slow music are terrible.”

 

About 86% of the time I 100% agree with her. This is where we get to the heart of my problem with Jason Isbell solo records. 

 

This is boring music. 

 

I get it, it’s Poignant. Keep mining the purity of the south with a gothic twist. Tell me again how sobriety is hard. 

 

Either that or have the courage to be a drunken buffoon – which makes you poetic. 

 

Overall this is a boring samey-sounding album, and I would argue his second misstep in terms of music that I’ll return to, after The Nashville Sound, which is a fucking snoozer.

 

After his dig in the press about Ryan Adams, I learned that there is a song on The Nashville Sound called “Chaos and Clothes” which is about Ryan Adams. I had to look up the song and listen to it upon hearing the title, because I didn’t have any recollection of having heard it. 

 

It’s not a good song.

 

Or a remarkable song.

 

Despite being about a guy he’s obviously obsessed with, amirite?

 

I do like the line about “Death Metal T Shirts” though. 

 

Be better if it was The Eagles of Death Metal. 

 

Or All Night Drug Prowling Wolves. 

 

You were doing a good job of keeping this on track

 

Oh yeah, Reunions. New album by Mr. and Mrs. Jason Isbell and The 400 Units

 

That’s not fair. You barely mention Yoko Tammy in your song by song review bit you stole from Thoughts on The Dead after Chrid and Chaz made fun of you. 

 

AHEM

 

Released to much fanfare and press ogling. 

 

So much press ogling that I got caught up and started to ogle. 

 

In politics there’s The Full Russert. 

 

So what do we call Koppleman Pod, Hyden Fawning, New York Times Article and a full length story on The CBS Sunday Morning Liberal Good Time Power Hour?

 

“Pay attention to this one Southern guy who let’s you in on the jokes we tell about our neighbors?”

 

You’re such a dick 

 

I didn’t love any of the songs I heard that were released as a teaser. I thought they were all pretty meh, for pretty much the same reasons.

 

They weren’t terrible but they also led me to not pre-order the album. 

 

I pre-ordered it but you heard it before me!

 

Howzat?

 

I ordered direct from the label and it finally just got here yesterday

 

Shoulda ordered it from an Indie™ Record Store, from the approved list of Stores Tammy Likes

 

Shouldn’t the label be treated the same way? It’s direct from them. No Middleman. More change to jingle in the coin purse between her tits!

 

Now you’re starting to sound like me.

 

Quiet you. I still haven’t listened. Sorry they changed the rules on my halfway through not releasing their album. They sure weren’t in a hurry.

 

It’s a slower pace of life down here, Gar. 

 

I hate you – I’m just saying they could have included people like me who ordered direct from the label and gave them more money for her Tammy Tops and his terrible sneaker habit

It’s not about MONEY, MAAAAANNN! They’re supporting indie shops. The Plandemic is wreaking havoc on the economy, and we gotta save the dudes who made enough in banking during the last crisis to open over priced record stores to sell hipster douchebags like us vinyl copies of stuff we used to own on CD. 

 

I’m losing patience. You told me you had “some thoughts” on the new record. I accused you of having a weird obsession, to show me you don’t you stole an idea we gave you about a dumb blog…

 

Yeah

 

I only listened to three of the four songs released before the full record was put out.

 

I didn’t listen to Only Children. Keep reading – I guess I still haven’t.

 

THE POINT! 

 

Oh yeah. 

 

The other day, in the run up to the release, I flashed to a long forgotten review of Wilco’s “Summerteeth” from the time it was released that said something to the effect of “Jeff Tweedy still thinks repeating the name of the same over and over is a good stand in for a real chorus” 

 

The same might be said for Jason Isbell on Reunions

 

What Have I Done to Help? 

            Jesus Christ Trump has broken everyone’s brains. 

This song was written after reading the Mr. Rogers anecdote “Look to the helpers too many times”

            This is better than I thought

            The lyrics are better than I thought 

            It’s too repetitive

            It’s too long 

 

Dreamsicle

            Did they make the vinyl orange because of this song?

            Or is it called dreamsicle because they wanted Orange vinyl?

            This is very dangerously close to being a Cracker Barrel country song. 

            Did granddaddy take you fishin? 

            Lightning Bugs?? 

            Where’s Dave Daniels?

 

Only Children

            I’m listening to this as I write my thoughts in real time

            I forgot to write anything down here

            Unremarkable

 

Overseas 

            The sound is interesting at first 

This is where I can hear what he was talking about in interviews about chasing an 80s sound 

            Whooo boy 

            Lyrics bad

            Chorus worse

 

Eyes Closed

            80s Soundz!

            Are we sure this isn’t produced by Ryan Adams?

            Sounds like Isbell cum Kcor and Llor Era DRA 

            Still just repeating the name of the song as the chorus 

 

River

            He’s a slave owner?

            CANCELLED!

            OK he’s some kind of rich guy who did bad things to get money?

            But tries to take care of his people?  

            Guilty Conscience Melodrama

            Not the worst song on here 

            Is there a Spanish guitar undertone?

“Wake up staring at my wife”à Fiddle Lick is either self-awareness or a complete lack of awareness about Yoko Tammy. 

I’m gonna go with B, because say what you will about them, he is very dedicated to her and that’s nice to see. Especially after she offered to by McAllan for his not quite relapse so he didn’t have to drink Listerine. 

 

Be Afraid

            What Have I Done to Help Redux?

            Two sides of the same extremely repetitive recitation of the song title as chorus coin

            It actually sounds a little like a Truckers song at the beginning

            Morphs into that 80s/Springsteen/DRA sound 

 

St. Peter’s Autograph 

            Is this in a higher key than it should be? Is that what they call it? I’m not a musician

WAY TOO SLOW. I heard him talk about this on Koppelman, so I was prepared for it  to be slow. But it’s like not slow enough to be a dirge. Maybe they shoulda made it a dirge?

Nails that folk singer thing where it’s like mumbly and then clear tho.

 

It Gets Easier

            I haven’t had a drink in almost a year. 10 ½ months. I’ve had 2 drinking dreams.

            I’ve never really been tempted to drink 

            So this doesn’t ring true to my experience

            DON’T MAKE IT ABOUT YOU 

            Who dreams about anything twice a week? 

            What adult remembers their dreams?

            It’s for effect, you dummy! 

OH, well, the effect it had on me is “I guess I was never an actual alcoholic. Maybe I’m just a real partier?”

This gets to the heart of my question about mining sobriety for too much? 

MEH. AS FUCK 

It’s been remarkably easier to not drink than to make it through this record

That’s a cheap shot! 

I know. 

 

Sometimes in reviews and in our terrible internet meme-based culture you have to stake out one side and die on that hill. 

 

That’s a mixed metaphor 

 

Tammy wouldn’t allow it

 

She was gonna be an English teacher before the rack job.

 

That’s made up, isn’t it?

 

Maybe

 

Where were we?

 

Oh yeah, I don’t hate this song, or any song on this album 

 

I just expect more 

 

That’s your problem 

 

What is?

 

Expectations! 

 

It’s True

 

I tried very hard to set the bar low, figuring it might surprise me

 

Then I read reviews and interviews.

 

The one where he talks about over producing his first album really got to you didn’t it? Celebrities – they’re try hards just like us! 

 

I like Jason 

He’s witty and funny

And a Great Musician

He’s a good ambassador 

For the region 

For getting cleaned up

For the Bitter Southerner Meets Stoner Dad Who Watches Southern Charm and Likes Expensive Sneakers set

 

You mean you?

 

OF COURSE!

 

I want to like this more

It’s very slow

And doesn’t do much for me

 

It’s…….. a Jason Isbell Record. 

 

I cued it up again, trying to focus on the sound on my second run through.

 

Ya know The Vibe? The thing that you can’t put your finger on that makes a thing a thing. 

 

Sure.

 

Anyway, my mind drifted to seeing him in concert again.

 

The setting was definitely more Lyric Theater than MPAC. 

 

The crowd was a lot of selvage denim, beards and elaborate barbershop hair cuts. Work boots, but like, $250 work boots. Belt buckles. 

 

Like you’d dress if you were 4 inches shorter and had muscle tone?

 

You’re not my real dad!

 

A lot of dudes with their eyes closed, singing along to these songs like they’re hymns. Drinking in the “depth” of Saint Isbell. 

 

House lights are down. Stage lighting is just a spot on him 

 

Don’t forget the soft lighting on Tammy!

 

Did you notice I barely mentioned her in the review? She really takes a step back here, IMO. 

 

Strangely that might not be a good thing?

 

Jesus now you’re a Tammy apologist?

 

She don’t gotta apologize for them titties!

 

GET BACK TO THE FAKE SHOW YOU CONJURED UP, YOU DUNCE

 

Right after he sings “It gets easier”

 

He says “But it never gets easy!” and the house lights come up, and his voice goes up 3 notches in volume, and the stoned dads (some of whom are sipping 1-3 canned IPAs) cheer. 

 

Rinse Repeat

 

JESUS, YOU HATE FUN

 

Kind of 

 

There’s another song on here

 

What?

 

Yeah – Letting You Go

 

Oh yeah, the bro country sounding joint about his daughter?

 

I actually like this and give it a pass for being a cheesy dad song.

If I still drank, I’d cue this up and get weepy!

You just said you don’t think about drinking!

I said I don’t DREAM about drinking!

 

You are so fucking awful

 

The. Worst. 

 

Also, this sounds like something I know. 

 

The cadence. The flow of the song. 

 

Jesus you do this all the time

 

I DO NOT 

 

Remember the time you got blotto at Springsteen and insisted that American Land was the same as The Georgia Tech fight song?

 

It is!

 

It is not! 

Well, it sounded like it that night

 

We know, you sang it the whole way home

 

I was dreaming about drinking! 

 

God you’re a dick, but I’m going to let that one pass before this ends up being 5000 words

 

Why does a Dawg know the words to Rambling Wreck?

 

            We are both going to have to let some things pass if you ever want me to end this

 

            

            ……

 

 

(this sounds weirdly like Seven Years in Michigan in parts)

(the fiddle really ads something)

(Super 8 is still his best song)

 

 

 

KILL. YOUR. SELF.